Erika La Teur Eiffel.

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So what better way to spend Valentines day then to sit at home watching documentary’s on SBS about people who fall in love with objects.

Because it’s not bad enough you’re sitting at home on valentines day watching sbs, probably by yourself, but instead of the usual porn they start serving up around nightfall, they plague you with the visions of what you will become, if you stay at home alone on valentines day watching sbs.

YOU WILL BECOME A LONER WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH OBJECTS.

Like Erika La Teur Eiffel.

As in Erika Eiffel Tower.

This lady named Erika, married the Eiffel tower.

And a year after their anniversary - consumated the marriage... in public.

Speaking of getting new tattoos in yesterdays post, the lady has an effeil tower tattoo in between her boobs.

What a freaking winner.

I mean, I’d just about start giving up on life when I referred to a bow and arrow as lance.. and then go on to further say

“Lance knows he’s attractive… but it’s not just his… ah… aesthetics that I find appealing.”

I think it must be his awesome personalty, that Lance, good ol’ Lance… What a bow and arrow he is. What an object.

Anyway originally she was with the golden gate bridge, this is how the whole documantery starts – cue her clutching onto a piece of the bridge, talking about how she feels when she ‘makes love’ to it.

I have a couple of links to the documentary – it really is a must see.

part one: http://www.veoh.com/search/videos/q/eiffel#watch%3Dv15067234mmpcQ7Xm

part two: http://www.veoh.com/search/videos/q/eiffel#watch%3Dv15067244KY8AePDW

(thanks to http://thenoisingmachine.wordpress.com for the links)

And as I sat there watching it, it instilled a new kind of fear in me.

Here I was freaking out I’m going to end up old, bitter and alone,

but worse, I could end up in love with my fence or something.

Forget:

What we need people, Is:

OBJECT PEACE.